doin' nuthin'....

Ha ha ha ha....very bloody funny

Today I have....

• helped darlin set up two large tents to ascertain that all bits were present and then take them down again, which also led to me falling in the only hole in the back yard and almost breaking my bloody leg and then having to remove dogs nose from places it shouldnt be lots of times before smacking it in the head very hard and hurting my hand because dog has a huge and very hard head


• scrubbed a bathroom


• vacuumed all the dust off all the floors


• taken down a christmas tree and packed away various christmas bits and pieces in a FINDABLE place for next year (after untangling myself from miles of tinsel of course)


• been to Coles because I forgot today was a public holiday and children still want to eat damn them


• washed kitchen window flyscreen so that you can actually see through it. To do this one had to first remove all 75 paintbrushes, 12 cat food tin covers, 2 dead wettex, 1000 dead flies and a glass or 2 from the window sill and find appropriate homes for them


• Done 3 or 4 loads of washing


• Cooked a meal or two


• Threw away 2 mouse houses that havent actually had mice in them for quite some time now and never will again because I am the mother and I say NOOOO


• Had a heartattack when a teenager came up and asked if it could help with the housework...rapidly recovered and set it to work on the skirting boards which are now schmick and all the dirty marks have gone off the back of the bathroom door too...impressive for sure
• washed and salty soaked 75,000 crystals
  

Umm, thats about it I think

I still havent cleaned the damn ceiling fan