shhhh...

The only person in my house is me.....

this is unheard of and shall all too soon pass

I am having difficulty typing at the same time as lighting a smoke, sipping coffee and eating 9 mint cream filled evil things from coles...I am managing however

shhhhh...dont tell darlin'......he is off seeking his errant pregnant son today.....

I have drawn 9 lines on a piece of paper......wow

I have let in the washing machine guy so he could fix my yet again not working cleaning of clothes device for the second time since I paid him...grrrrr.....at least he is not demanding more payments for this.....

I now have 250 wet towels to dry on a day that is making everything leaky.......hmmmmm

I have managed to avoid being killed and maimed by elderly gentleman drivers 3 times this morning....must be the rain that has brought em out....

Is it rude to yell at old men who turn right from the left hand lane beside you????? I had the windows up and he did look quite shocked already.....

.....and to find myself creeping along at 35 k's on a main road behind another one for MILES AND MILES AND MILES GRRRRR

where was I?

oh yes

Rainbow Lodge

....would you believe that son just walked in the door ???? This is apparently a strange phenomenon related to the HSC.....grrrrr

So....said Lodge place is a beautiful property at Booral that some lovely people have built a most excellent giant hexagon room/centre on and it is just lovely. Every three months apparently they have people come to share some wisdom (similar to round the cauldron but bigger) and we were there yesterday......

There was a Native American lady who did a peace pipe ceremony and another lady called Black Crow Walking who had lived and studied with the Native Americans who also had interesting things to say. Plus a couple of indian guru worshipping type people who had great voices and sang lovely chants and a lady who did energy work etc etc etc

I will let you know next time its on, the day is by donation and was good stuff. I have no idea what they do for the rest of the time.......

I have corned cow mooing on the stove ....

I have 550 drawings requiring more than 9 lines on them

I have 4 'black' paintings to be creative about

I am using my bathroom with sunnies on so I cannot see the dirt.....

I forgot to buy kitty litter which means that Lilith the weird one shall start to pee in the bath if this situation is not rectified soon

I have hairy eyebrows and grey roots

I have too many children and not enough money

I am SICK OF COOKING

AND DIRT

AND DUST

...and my windows have huge streaky dirt things running down them because I have not cleaned them ever and now it has rained buckets and moved it all down where I cannot miss seeing it

I did not wash mary so the rain is not my fault...she was pretty filthy though so she may have called the rain herself.....

I am boring myself now so I might go and eat the rest of these chocolate mint filled biscuit things and then vomit quietly............

gosh

by the way...Kristy upduff is having a baby in a minute