Lunch with Marys at my house is fun
and hurts your stomach a lot
and I think it should happen again soon
BUT
I am insisting on one thing next time
They must BYO slave.....Jen especially needs one with a large chux
Im too old for this running around crap
and the CSV is on strike due to chocolate and sex talk overload
(every 12 and a half minutes was a tad excessive)
must advertise for help...pronto
so
know any good slaves???
must be able to do sticky date at short notice and appear out of thin air and be willing to live in a cupboard
and someone who shall remain nameless has disappeared with my teaspoon down their ample cleavage.......grrrrr
note to self...do NOT buy goddess shaped teaspoons ever again when you know there will be witches in the house!
snoff
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Sounds alright compared to my current job..................................
...when do you want me to start?? - haw haw!
G
xx
p.s. My CV's in the mail!!
I will wait on you next time, I don't know that I can beat that sticky date , it was pretty special. Your poor child, I bet she never wants to see us again.
dont give up you slave job it was lovely being wated on for a change,thanks xxx
pft - large chux - who was the one who tried to shut a door on my head while i was sipping my most excellent coffe that was made with a goddess shaped spoon???
Poor CSV - is she ok??
CSV has a sore stomach from laughing .....
It was a most excellent adventure..the flight was cheap and back passage is really not that far away after all.
Next time we will bring a slave with us and talk about sex will happen every 15 minutes...ok?
Oh, just wait till I'm out of the room to talk about sex and chocolate!!!
I have worried about the CSV since Sunday- is she alright.
I personally think you handled the day with the right amount of servitude and you certainly looked great in your boots made from pussy.
Sticky date was a CSV miracle and she should be applauded.
Jen is a mess, chux and all.
I am happy and you should be too- i left you a jar of the most exquisite coffee.
as for the Goddess spoon- she is being mounted as we speak and will live on the Cottage wall until you steal her back !
tee hee.........ommpa loompa land with sniffer dogs, bananas, and sweaty thongs.
I wanted to be there!!!!
Next time....I plan on coming down again and having a visit....
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