So.....

My day in point form

• woke up
• no internet
• rang phone company who had cut off my internet because I owed them $50....turns out they owe me $40 but hey, I have to pay first........fine, I pay, I need my internet
• internet goes back
• phone gets cut off
• spend 240000 hours on phone abusing phone company, don't they know I don't have a real life?
• Come to office to find I can't open the database! This is not good...
• Freak out severely for 2 minutes
• Ring disappearing database company, go on hold, answer phone call which jams up all phonelines requiring me to go pull every line out of every phone so I can use phones, ring database company again, go on hold, get talked through making database appear from hiding place where databases go.......fine....quickly back up system 17 times to make sure nothing is lost if database explodes overnight.....
• Spend another 12000 hours on the phone to business buyers, mpthers and various miscellaneous knobs trying to get things happening with varying degrees of success
• Speak to people regarding mothers constant headache and get head scan sorted for Monday as well as all the rest of it
• Look at piles of files and banking and leases and stuff waiting to be done
• go and buy a pie and a chocolate eclair and stuff face whilst inhaling 14 cups of coffee
• Get job offer for Shelli in take away food place and say "oh great" whilst thinking "Shelli and hot oil and WORK?????"
• Look some more at files everywhere and sigh loudly
• Make more coffee
• Look at this list and wonder why it seemed so bad, it's not such a long list.......scrabble in bag for valium that may have fallen to the bottom......
  

It is 3.34 pm..............

Get me out of here!