well
another monday
I am so bored with this same old same old
I dont have enough to do
Its driving me nuts
I NEED STIMULATION!!!
My life is groundhog frikken day
I know this will change and I should be grateful its quiet
but IM NOT!
no no no
I am pissed
and going insane slowly but surely
oh well
tomorrow I get to go to the hospital to arrange a date for a camera up my other bum to make sure I dont have bowel cancer
that will be nice wont it
then I am going to the hairdressers to get my shaggy kids hair chopped and my grey ones disguised hopefully
that will be ecstatically exciting too Im sure
and in a couple of weeks I am going to see the POPE
wont that be joyous!
14 000 000 000 people and me all nodding off to latin prayers or whatever it is the pope does
the things I do for my kids/mother I tell you
supreme sacrifice
and I'll probably get shot or something
but hey
its POPEY!
he is very famous you know
and I did want a word with him after all about child stealing
hmmmm
I wonder if Madonna will be the supporting act?
I think I will wear my pentagram
or I would if I had one
that will get me arrested Im sure
xxxx
9 comments:
Hey you could sneak a small visual art diary in your handbag and doodle your boredom away while at the office :-)
Actually Kathleen I could probably sneak an easel in here but its not appropriate I guess. I could ...yet I dont...stoopid really. Maybe I will!
poor bored baby with grey hair and nothing to do
i will lend you a pentagram and am wondering why you would be seeing his popeness in the first place
but please dont take this as me interfering with you becasue there are new laws to make sure pope-people dont get interferred with. Are you becoming catholic Maryme ?
do you need some books to read ?
it just occured to me that haveing a camera shoved up your other bum may be seen as interferring with pope people and so you should probably not have that done.
Also, having the camera up the other bum would also make your hair curl so dont spend too much money at the hairy dressers.........hoochers catholic other bum hooker xx
I dont have any pope people up my other bum maryme!
gosh
I am seeing popey because mother wanted to go with daughter and as i am pig in the middle i have been coerced as bodyguard cum wheelchair pusher etc
bosh
maybe you could doddle whilst camera is up other bum hole...hmm could be fun...maybe
The reason I dont have any pope people up my other bum is that it is against their religion...and mine too of course but catholics are much more important or didnt you know that???
Unless you are a doctor, nurse, orderly, student doctor or nurse or even an innocent bystander, then it is acceptable, under the public health regime, to have as many people up your bum as can fit in there....
this is getting out of hand, my head hurts....
mwa
When I was still a nursing student ... I was allowed to look in the "bum" camera ... it was really fascinating ...
(is it getting out of hand now?)
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