Thursday, February 08, 2007

got it first jen.....

You might not have known this, but a lot of non-living objects are actually either male or female.

Here are some examples:

FREEZER BAGS: They are male, because they hold everything in, but you can see right through them.

PHOTOCOPIERS: These are female, because once turned off, it takes a while to warm them up again. They are an effective reproductive device if the right buttons are pushed, but can also wreak havoc if you push the wrong buttons.

TYRES: Tyres are male, because they go bald easily and are often over inflated.

HOT AIR BALLOONS: Also a male object, because to get them to go anywhere, you have to light a fire under their ass

SPONGES: These are female, because they are soft, squeezable and retain water.

WEB PAGES: Female, because they're constantly being looked at and frequently getting hit on.

TRAINS: Definitely male, because they always use the same old lines for picking up people.

EGG TIMERS: Egg timers are female because, over time, all the weight shifts to the bottom.

HAMMERS: Male, because in the last 5000 years, they've hardly changed at all, and are occasionally handy to have around.

THE REMOTE CONTROL: Female. Ha! You probably thought it would be male, but consider this: It easily gives a man pleasure, he'd be lost without it, and while he doesn't always know which buttons to push, he just keeps trying

10 comments:

rainbowspirit said...

lol, you did good!!

Severina said...

Ha ha ! Tht's the funniest thing I've read all day xx

Jacqui said...

Heehee... :)

Kathleen said...

I like it! ... I like it a lot!

Lisa said...

made me smile gorgeous......very well done......

Jewell said...

love...sooo funny and soo true too :-)

Tesah said...

Lol, love it!

Bee said...

egg timers hmm i can relate to that

Amorah said...

Giggle, snicker cackle! Thanks Mary, I needed that!

Cyndy said...

very clever!