update

Am blogging from backpassage

Have just done the easiest fastest month end ever...I am a good influence!

Am now killing time till lock up/down/whatever

Have discovered solitaire on this computer...oh dear

Hairball son deletes solitaire from the computer at home because I have a reputation for playing endlessly....good meditation it is!

4 weeks till E day.....pooooooooooooo

Will be painting madly this week so dont expect to see me anywhere I dont have to be

Full moon ritual was lovely last night....

Have lost 2 farking kilos in a month.....poooo for sure....Isuppose thats okay...half a kilo a week is recommended yes?

Belly is much less round and protruding at any rate which makes jeans a bit longer and breathing more easier than before when stuffed into said jeans....

Had chocolate biscuit for breakfast yesterday...bloody cottage!

Had lovely workshop with Jac and Karen who rock at making drums for sure

Had very nice salad one day...must have another soon....

Did buy a step machine to work off calories and flabby bits too....most excellent bargain on clearance at Kmart for $40 instead of $99....

Have nothing else to share that I can think of at the moment...oh yes...have had one dozen bottles of sparkling chardy donated for exhibition....too bad I dont drink.....

Any hoo ....more at some point later down the track, along the beatenpathway of my life, some other time than this......xxxxxx

too tired...

To think

To write

To paint

To care...

To read

To blog

Better go sleep then!

All is well.........xx

Noice day...sort of

Well, its been a good day

Have painted......yay

Have been for coffee with darlin'....something we don't do often enough anymore

I am quite pleased with the paintings I am working on.....I think...this is always a bonus!

Have also been ferrying kids to and fro, done shopping for dinner....sort of, had car window fixed and thought about housework but not done it as the water was cut off for most of the day due to people fixing things in the street....excellent excuse for not doing washing and it came with warning this time instead of waking up to no water as did happen the other day....

Found out a friend has died....this is sad but not as she was 80 something and had a bit of a struggle of a life and I know for a fact that she is now 'living it up' and dancing and drumming her moccasins off out there....

Am not doing market day at the cottage tomorrow as I have too much on my plate already....am painting and going for lunch with a friend who we haven't seen for yonks instead

Ran into Glorious (in Woollies) who is very gracious and accepting of the fact that I am not yet finished her painting....she would, sensibly I think, prefer me to do it when I am 'passionate' about it and as she says 'her walls aren't going anywhere'....

Have been commissioned by Fabbo Toni to do another painting....after Glorious' of course so thats exciting too..or it will be when I get to it

Having drum workshop on sunday at home due to very few (2) people coming...

Ummmmmmmmm

Thats all for now I think....

Hope you are all having some peace in your hearts!

xxxx

hmmm....a post? This is it.....goodnight!

Your Aura is Violet

Idealistic and thoughtful, you have the mind and ideas to change the world. And you have the charisma of a great leader, even if you don't always use it! The purpose of your life: saying truths that other people dare not say Famous purples include: Mahatma Gandhi, Martin Luther King, Jr., Susan B. Anthony Careers for you to try: Political Activist, Inventor, Life Coach

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The things we do.....

a quicky!

Better pics.....

hmmmmm

am doing homework

don't think i will be finished by tommorrow night though

am trying but can't think so

anyhooooo....

I have a very sore back

this is darlin's fault for not tickling it!

Arty farty's are naughty ladies and make me laugh....

Maryjen will be missed and should definately leave her job before she starts and bugger money!

yes indeedy

Children should be banned form home between the ages of 12 and 22 for sure and hopefully by then they will be too old to come back anyway....

Maccas costs a fortune and makes you fat.....and really heavy and full of poo...literally

I know this because every so often I forget and must remind myself by eating it....tonihgt was one of these times.....poo not

Backpassage beckons tommorrow....

as does coffee at Sunnies

no wonder I can't get anything done!

goodness

chicky babe????

really jac....

Your Power Color Is Teal

At Your Highest: You feel accomplished and optimistic about the future. At Your Lowest: You feel in a slump and lack creativity. In Love: You tend to be many people's ideal partner. How You're Attractive: You make people feel confident and accepted. Your Eternal Question: "What Impression Am I Giving?"

What's" Your Power Color?

sstoooopid

Stoopid paintings I am trying to do......

Stoopid bloody camera, stoopid bloody paintings........whinge bitch groan

I am a star

Oh poo....not grouse at all

was trying to do the tarot card thing on lisa's blog

I am 'the star'

however in trying to post it to my blog I ended up with some strange satanical vomit that made me shiver

so....not to be put off I went back and did it again

and somehow only got one line of the html

weird

I give up and satanic vomit can go back to the universe to be turned into something nice please

goodness me

not grouse at all Im afraid

poooooo

ho bloody farking hum

Ahhhh poooooo

Darlin's firing was a disaster

shit bum fark indeed

6 weeks to go.....

oh dear

well....

we work well under pressure!

hmmmm

Have been out to backpassage AGAIN today.....bloody sister is going home tomorrow so good...

well....only in so far as that it will mean less trips to the poo place is all

I am trying to get in painting mode......thats why Im blogging of course

Harry Potter was purchased at 9.01 this morning for child who is suitably grateful....lots of people die apparently.....shhhhhh

My hole is filledfull if not fulfilled....

Only two giant needles were required and I was suitably numb for much drilling and digging around nervey bits.....

was very numb and couldn't swallow for several hours after but am fine now and hole-less too so all is good

thrilling yes?

I hear you yawn

my life is really boring for someone who is sooooo bloody busy isn't it...

I just don't see the point of leading you through the dull minutae of it.....shopping centres, car trips, shopping centres, car trips, shopping etc etc

poo

oh....and washing and cleaning and washing and cleaning too....most riveting

so....read any good books lately?

fare well

but wait....theres more

Am at backpassage

am bored titless

mother has gone out with sister

I am alone with no filing or banking or anything to do

the phones are quiet

and so here I am

blogging

as you do!

I nearly missed my dentist appointment this morning....thought it was at 10.40 when it was really at 9.40...oh dear...rang them at 9.36 to verify this misconcepyion and just lucky they had a cancellation huh!! Oh yes indeed I zipped in and must go back tommorrow to have my hole filled.....hmmmmm.....its a rather large hole and I anticipate needles and pain...POOOO

What else??

I seem to have been running for days and am not liking being stuck in this office doing zilch when I have so much to do...didnt think to bring my homework....poo again

I have found that I can indeed remember how to drive a manual car.....so much gooder...I actually feel safer in this car with its 'grunt'...its always good to know your car will do what you need it to when you need it to...something I was never quite positive of in my marycar for sure.....and a manual is a must for a control freak as I tend to be at times!

So, I am happy with my wheels....need suggestions for names though...angel isnt doing it for me Im afraid...more like Bruno or something, maybe Rocky or Rambo or some such mucho thing as he is a boy for sure.....

Darlin' is up at Nelson Bay glazing pots and preparing for his firing....its a big deal as this stuff is for the exhibition and he hasnt fired this kiln before so fingers crossed everyone that it all goes well!

I am a slackarse YAADer this first month...its been difficult to get it all together...I shall persevere even if I have to repeat!

I had to miss fluffy bunny night again, two years running...poo....all Tahni's fault!

Some week very soon I am going on strike and doing nothing for noone except me.....is starting to get me down, this constant rush around. Need to park and sit for a wee while...
sooooon

Better go find some thing to read.....xxxxx

gawd ahmighty

Okay....breathe

I am here for a second then I must go

very important and busy and busy and effing busy okay

as usual it seems

got dentist appointment shortly

got a registered, insured and schmick new unnamed rocket car parked outside

got a sister who has been visited

got a backpassage unpaid employment to go to

got 12 paintings to do in 6 weeks

AND to finish Glorious'sssss too

thats about it

got stockings/tights/pantyhose on back to front with granny undies and am too cold to change round so must have strangled arse all day

on that note I shall leave you to ponder apon the profound truth of my 411th post

so slack

see ya

early I am

Getting up at 5.30 am is not so bad....

Not when you went to bed at 6.40 pm.....

Yes, I did

and slept all the way through

Most excellent

Am still waiting for wheels that are getting new brakes

Must go to backpassage for important conference

Have to take darlin's car!

He is a bit wobbly about this me driving his car business

but is better than him driving me in is car, yes?

Most definately

I am aware of my slack blogging lately

I will get to it .......

when I have time and am not still half asleep

Don't hold your breath okay......

aha

Got wings again

Yay

Got hair with life in it

Yay

AN70GO is my new number plate

ANchell TO GO....

get it

ha ha

Its a white Hyundai Excel '97, 3 door coupe with bloody blue and purple bits on the side and though it looks like a girl it feels like a boy.....shrug

(oh well....angel colours)

and it's a manual.........'is got grunt......watch out backpassage road....gulp

Now I just have to remember how to drive a manual.....

Considering I'd only ever driven a manual til I got Marypoordeadcar it shouldn't be too much of a problem

Darlin' is very relieved that I wont be needing to drive his Molly anymore...oh yes indeed

Don't know why...I'm a much better driver than him....ouch...hee ha ha ha

My haircut?

Well, its a haircut

A bit shorter....only got about 2 inches chopped off, nothing drastic, but did get some layers and the weight that came off with that has made it spring up a bit shorter still......hence, body......excellent....and no dead bits....hence, shine......yay....feels like real hair again instead of Barbies.....most goodest

So, hair is okay....haggard face is not....must sleep

Am over chocolate cravings which is excellent

Have got mega multi vitamin which is also excellent

Have got period which I wasn't expecting...where did this month go?

All in all

All is well

whinge bitch

I have a new car....

and a haircut.....

I might get excited about that soon........

I'll let you know......

fark

Remember when I said I was retiring from being a taxi?

I should be very careful what I say....

Marywendilikanotabus car is dead...

drowned by delayed reaction in the flood

Kaput

Fark!

Were you insured???

Why yes and they will give me enough money to pay the loan out and thats it.

So, time to start again.......

Fark.....fark......fark

Darlin' and I are not happy Jans, no, not at all happy janny type vegemite things at all.

On the bright side??

Didn't have to go to backpassage today...

woopee

I have no pony!

POOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

sob

mist pist

I did a post this morning that has disappeared!

AM NOW SNEAKILY BLOGGING FROM BACK PASSAGE

mum has gone out with clients and I have nothing to do

how very sad

and boring

and so I blog

with one eye on a stalk

goodbye

tomorrow

all is well

so far

had big sleep in arvo

little sleep at night

am off to back passage to get tired again

such is life

too much for one little chicken

Feeling overweight, overtired, overwhelmed, overaged and over it.

Whatever it may be.

Today I have had enough....

I'm going back to bed now!

poo

Is it Saturday yet????

GRRRRRRRRR

I am hereby retiring as a taxi driver!!

No more

Had enough

grrrrr again

ALL FRIKKIN DAY

grrrrrrr x 4000034

(stolen from shagpile regardless of whether she minds or not)

AND

I went to check out the gallery for exhibition today and the walls have grown
much larger than they were before!!!!

...not enough work have I
even less so now the walls grew!

Acres of them there are...

POOOOOO

Any artyfartys out there who wish to complain about giving a canvas a coat of gesso
spare a thought for me who has just prepared 3 canvas's with 8 coats of undercoat and am now doing 3 coats of gesso......thats EACH....poo for really smooth surface grounds I say

and you know what else

I ran into maryjen today having lunch with a ruggedly handsome boy!!

...and do you know what she was EATING???

a frikkin salad sandwich!!

No excuse for me to go and buy any chocolate either!

pah

And do you know what else??

Darlin spent yesterday cleaning this dust benighted hovel and then I spent last night and this morning washing 12 layers of grease with embedded dust out of curtains and scraping dirt from surfaces with scalpels and toothbrushes

(maybe slight exaggeration there)

all in honour of stupid inspection.

House was schmick...

stupid lady came and was here for 30 seconds and left!

Didn't even have time to glance at shining wonderous ceiling fans or nuffin'

on the plus side she didnt have time to notice gesso spatterd all over the floorboards either..


always something to be grateful for yes?


Is nice to be in very clean in some places house though!

oh yes

will leave on a positive note and hold that thought I think!

Are we there yet?

gosh

stupid inspection lady wants to come to exhibition

she says I "may have some talent here"

poo

if this writing is really big its because blogger sucks and wont make it go small!

poo again

wednesday drivel

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Jen and Toni are my mortal enemies!

True...the sandwich guy said so!

I am a ham sando.....oh dear

I am also hearing the ringing sounds of silence in my ears!

All children have been mysteriously transported elsewhere for the night and I am just

absorbing it.....

this is extra good because I have cried and chucked big tantrum today and got some things said and off my chest and now need time to recuperate....

I am preparing canvases and stretching paper and trying not to think about tomorrow.....thursdays are looooong days for me

My computer is on go ssssllllloooowwww which is annoying to say the least

I have lost a little tiny bit of weight (probably about half a tit, really)due to not ingesting any (nearly) (does one giant corned beef and mashed potato sandwich count?) crap for 7 whole days

I am having chocolate withdrawals but they will pass!

I am determined that this is so!

Coffee tastes like shit really doesnt it....except for REAL coffee which is yummo!

Will go before I ramble and mumble too much.

Have a good one peoples...

bluddy frikkin...

Keyboard has gone schiz

shall not correct mistakes if it misses some letters

marycar has gone schiz too

(have corrected twice already)

someone is at the door

back later

back now...Toni is a bossy boots!

Goodness

Marycar is better now

(was mechanic friend at the door)

she had a block in her fuel pump....poo

anyhoooooo

keyboard is still sticking, time for a new one I guess

I will ramble because I have not much to say

am bloging from obligation really

Have been stuffing envelopes and such stuff all afternoon and am stuffed myself now

I have just figured out that I have not had 5 minutes to myself for about 3 frikkin months now

am just a bit pissed about that

ready to kill type thing

in school holidays

how pointless

GRRRRRRR

I will be better tomorrow when I have filled up at the patience pump

POO

well....

Your Gemstone is Aquamarine

Intuitive, tranquil, and trusting. You inspire others to have faith in themselves.

What Gemstone Are You?

Why are you laughing??

Is it the tranquil thing??

poo

WHAT.....

Nothing is wrong

unless you count computers having virus's as wrong

and son will have to reformat

and will be offline for hours and hours and hours while he does so

and children who have choking throats and whinge a lot

and need lots of gargles and spits and strepsils and stuff

and 2 drums needing to be made

and feral pigsty house waiting for excavation equipment to come in and remove dust

and paintings.....well pooooooooooooooooo to them

I found a chubby meez...just for lisa....she is not impressed!

All is well

I wll be back eventually

I will see you at arty farty tomorrow

Patience I say

Patience

pah-at-ience

xxxxxx

grrrrrrrrr......

POOOOOOOOOOOO

POOOOOOOOOOOOOO I say

and again

POOOOOOOOOOO

Hah!