Friday, April 13, 2007

Why Parents Drink...............

A boss wondered why one of his most valued employees had not phoned in

sick one day. Having an urgent problem with one of the main computers,

he

dialled the employee's home phone number and was greeted with a
child's
whisper.



"Hello."



"Is your daddy home?" he asked.



"Yes," whispered the small voice.



"May I talk with him?"



The child whispered, "No."



! Surprised and wanting to talk with an adult, the boss asked, "Is
your
Mommy there?"



"Yes."



"May I talk with her?"



Again the small voice whispered, "No."



Hoping there was somebody with whom he could leave a message, the boss

asked, "Is anybody else there?"



"Yes," whispered the child, "a policeman."



Wondering what a cop would be doing at his employee's home, the boss

asked, "May I speak with the policeman?"



"No, he's busy", whispered the child.



"Busy doing what?"



"Talking to Daddy and Mommy and the Fireman," came the whispered

answer.



Growing more worried as he heard what sounded lik! e a helicopter
through
the earpiece on the phone, the boss as ked, "What is that noise?"



"A helicopter" answered the whispering voice.



"What is going on there?" demanded the boss, now truly apprehensive.



Again, whispering, the child answered, "The search team just landed
the
helicopter."



Alarmed, concerned, and a little frustrated the boss asked,



"What are they searching for?"



Still whispering, the young voice replied with a muffled giggle:



"ME."

10 comments:

Bee said...

love it reminds me of something i did as a child,,,,

Lisa said...

bastard!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Anchell said...

...dont call me that!!

Anonymous said...

makes ya wonder where all the players were in that little game of cat and mouse or hide and seek little buggger needs its tailend dusted but a crack-up none the less you made my night - maureen

rainbowspirit said...

lol - damn kids....

Anonymous said...

He!He!Renata.

Cyndy said...

Love this one.....

Kristy-Lee said...

Excellent!

Jewell said...

nice one Maryme...things to look forward to!!!

Bee said...

whos a bastard ,,,