How has my weekend been?
I have spent it at the hospital
every waking minute
a) mums epidural painkiller made her blood pressure drop so low they had to stop it...therefore she spent yesterday in agony while they took 12 hours to get the farking dosage right on the other stuff...........I left her at 8.30 last night while she was seeing shiny ants and little men with whiskers under their chins...excellent thunk I, now she will sleep........
b) I was woken at 7 this morning by a call from the hospital saying she was wanting me there because......
she had spent half the night vomiting blood into many bowels that were'nt being held by anyone and barely by herself as having ones guts ripped out is not conducive to bending whilst laying on ones back and was VERY distressed by this......apparently the night nurse came in several times to fix her beeping farkin machine but not to help her hold the fucking bowl or wipe her face or wash the blood off........she had to demand a doctor be sent for as the ONE ON DUTY at the hospital was delivering a baby and when the nurse knew the other one they called in was coming she ran around and washed and changed her.....
I am a bit livid
I did not kill anyone
but I will the next time some fucking know it all comes on duty and tells me everything was fine last night...........................and wonders why I am still there.........obviously I am just an idiot!
On a brighter note
I will pist a pic of my arse
just as soon as I can find it