Monday, April 07, 2008
Lunch with Marys at my house is fun
and hurts your stomach a lot
and I think it should happen again soon
I am insisting on one thing next time
They must BYO slave.....Jen especially needs one with a large chux
Im too old for this running around crap
and the CSV is on strike due to chocolate and sex talk overload
(every 12 and a half minutes was a tad excessive)
must advertise for help...pronto
know any good slaves???
must be able to do sticky date at short notice and appear out of thin air and be willing to live in a cupboard
and someone who shall remain nameless has disappeared with my teaspoon down their ample cleavage.......grrrrr
note to self...do NOT buy goddess shaped teaspoons ever again when you know there will be witches in the house!