Friday, October 03, 2008

some strange mary....

Some strange Mary sent me an email which I shall now let you see....

Apparently these are remedies for boredom....


WRITE a blog post
flirt with man next door
go home and have an extra long weekend
bring hound to work
go topless at work- wont be bored for long
ask everyone who comes in to look at your lump
watch a dvd
paint at work
clay work at work
beading
write a workshop on accessing power through art
sit out the front like sharon stone in basic instinct
eat
eat some more
shred everything
photocopy your ass and send it to face book
make a drum out of a glass an elastic band and some paper
take 14 valium and look at life from that point of view
call the fire brigade
WRITE A FRIGGIN BLOG POST
add a blog roll
update your profile
update your blogger side bar
shave your legs
stick pins in a lemon

post this list on your friggin blog !!

What a weirdo.....I would photocopy my arse but the photocopier is on holiday at the fixit place...and I'll be buggered if Im scanning it!

hrmph

AND I DID WRITE A FRIKKEN BLOGPOST...SEE BELOW...

4 comments:

Anonymous said...

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha....so funny......w.w.

Lisa said...

you are so blessed to have someone who cares so much about making every second of your day productive.......

ask the next person who comes in to take a photo of your ass !!

Anchell said...

Ewwwww.....retards live in Lost The Plot you know....and I am having the next 3 days off...hahahahahaha

Jen said...

hilarous - i wish i could get a random Mary to write my blog pists for me... lucky girl