I signed me and my girls up at the gym the other day and this morning we went for our first workout......
I am so unfit
but not for long......
I have new gym pants and they make me go faster
and I must eat fruit before going so I don't nearly pass out like I did this morning
whilst trying on said gym pants I couldn't help but notice that the entire thigh region of my good self is a wobbling mass of pitted cellulite
so not impressed
apparently the soup machine helps with cellulite too
I farkin well hope so
how did I let myself get so old and decrepit??
now I need some shoes that are not too big so I don't trip over my own feet whilst bouncing around on the wobble board..not that the board wobbles but I certainly do
grunt snoff sweat and faint
at least I got out of doing squats for a month due to bad back......
but only for a month
on the bright side
I did get up and go
on the dark side
today is my last smoking day