Got to the office this morning half asleep and moaning
only to find someone had already opened up for me!!
at about 2 am apparently
through the window
which they have thoughtfully left behind for the cops to fingerprint
they left my new computer here too
and the crappy ones too
and $2.25 in the cash tin
lucky I had taken the real money home.....
they could have shut the fridge dont you think
and picked up all the files they dropped on the floor
I am awake now!