I am so bored with this same old same old
I dont have enough to do
Its driving me nuts
I NEED STIMULATION!!!
My life is groundhog frikken day
I know this will change and I should be grateful its quiet
but IM NOT!
no no no
I am pissed
and going insane slowly but surely
tomorrow I get to go to the hospital to arrange a date for a camera up my other bum to make sure I dont have bowel cancer
that will be nice wont it
then I am going to the hairdressers to get my shaggy kids hair chopped and my grey ones disguised hopefully
that will be ecstatically exciting too Im sure
and in a couple of weeks I am going to see the POPE
wont that be joyous!
14 000 000 000 people and me all nodding off to latin prayers or whatever it is the pope does
the things I do for my kids/mother I tell you
and I'll probably get shot or something
he is very famous you know
and I did want a word with him after all about child stealing
I wonder if Madonna will be the supporting act?
I think I will wear my pentagram
or I would if I had one
that will get me arrested Im sure