How to not suck at faces - for mary jen
- Keep lips tucked behind teeth at all times
- Stand at least one metre away from faces
- When unable to avoid going near a face, turn head sharply to the left, preferably as far back as possible without actually dislocating neck
- Feed all faces that live with you 50 cloves of garlic per day
- Duct tape across face works well in times of great stress or low resistance
- Paint all faces with wart kill before venturing close, a favourite of mine!
- If all else fails, have lips surgically removed
- If you have a 'lapse' don't beat yourself up...apologise to suckee and move on, its all for the best really
6 comments:
rotfl!!!!!!! Thanks 'chell, will take your advice....
lol
After I had finished laughing, 'Chell, I had to ask myself; "What is going on at your house?..... hahahahaah ;)
That "sucks" ... lol : )
The question is...what isnt going on at my house....its all happening
for gods sake, can you post something else - am sick of seeing the suck face thing!!!!!
Ewwww....looks like one of my customers.
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