Friday, September 12, 2008
That is me
a grumblebum extraordinnaire
Today my mission is to clean the filthy orifice and the putrid car
This weekend my mission is to get some sunshine (please) and to clean the filthy stinking putrid mess that is my daughters room
If your bedroom reflects your state of mind then she is certainly in need of a polish
But we know that already do we not
I am on the hunt for a Cocker Spaniel puppy
If you know of any please let me know
I think a bundle of licky love is just what my house needs at the moment
I will not remember puppy pee and chewed knickers at this stage!
I am demanding of the universe a break here
Some light in the tunnel RIGHT NOW please
Operation 'enoughisenough' is well underway
Now, how to make daughter play.......?