Wednesday, May 30, 2007

aging disgracefully

I am old!

This is true...

the optometrist has told me so...

This is a good thing right now!!

True!!!

My eyes are getting 'notyouth' and causing me too have a small problem in adjusting my focus which henceforth strains them terribly when I am DRIVING and they tighten all up and feel like the freezing of eyes that feels like it happens when you have ANXIETY attacks.....are you following me!

The reason this is a good thing is that my 'anxiety' issues around driving lately have an actual physical cause and I am not sliding headfirst into disgusting panic attackitis!?

So, yay?

....that is until I get to pay for new glasses after eye test on Friday...pooooooooooooo

Other news is my baby girl has finally arrived at 'womanhood'!

On the same day she got her braces....double whammy for sure!

She shall of course kill me if she reads this!

Which she won't because I am a boring blind old fart.....

So, as an official old fart with all grown up children I will now have to figure out what to do with myself for the next 40 odd years.....

oh dear

Coffee anyone?

As for you Mme, its not MY fault if you are too busy losing weight with shrinkies and can no longer do me for coffee on wednesdays!

PAH....I had to go out SHOPPING to get over it all and everything and I couldn't even buy anything because I am too OLD!

7 comments:

Jewell said...

coffee sounds good, when and where?

and your only as young as the man you feel!!!!

~*Rylah*~ said...

Oh, Jewell..... that's a baaaaad visual...... ;)

Kristy-Lee said...

I am 25 and he has a hairy tool!

Coffee Coffee Coffee!

Rider-Waite said...

God, periods. At least I have a few years before I have to worry about that. But with two girls 13 months apart, imagine life in my house when they are 13 and 14!! It would make you feel proud yet a bit sad, your baby all growing up.. Tonixx

Lisa said...

love you shell bell even if you are old and blind with braced up menstrual children/adults.......lets have coffee on Friday.......

Cyndy said...

she'd never suspect you of divulging this information ye olde arte farte

Anchell said...

I have an interview and an appoint ment on friday! POOOO