Monday, May 14, 2007

something completely different!

A group of kindergardeners were trying very hard to become
accustomed to the first grade.

The biggest hurdle they faced was that the teacher
insisted on NO baby talk!

"You need to use 'Big People' words," she was always reminding them.

She asked Chris what he had done over the weekend.

"I went to visit my Nana."

"No, you went to visit your GRANDMOTHER. Use 'Big People' words!"

She then asked Mitchell what he had done.

"I took a ride on a choo choo."

She said, "No, you took a ride on a TRAIN.

You must remember to use 'Big People' words."

She then asked little Alec what he had done.

"I read a book," he replied.!

" That's WONDERFUL!" the teacher said. "What book did you read?"

Alec thought real hard about it, then puffed out his chest with
great pride, and said, "Winnie the SHIT."

5 comments:

Anonymous said...

definitely BIG PEOPLES words haa haa

~*Rylah*~ said...

Oh no!

Cyndy said...

hohohhooooooohohodedededhohohohhoho

Tesah said...

lol

rainbowspirit said...

hee hee hee, winnie the shit....

WHERE ARE YOU???