I am informed by my doctor of the gyneacological variety that the uterus must come out
It just keeps growing and is now the size of a four month pregnancy, and will continue to do so until I become 25 months pregnant with nothing or it falls out my arse, so to speak.
This is why I am constantly peeing, having back pain and not pooing correctly.
I should say, the fibroids attached to my uterus actually.
On the outside, not the inside, where if they were there they could be lasered out, but the outside, which means hysterectomy of not the vaginal kind because it is most likely just too big.
So, sometime in the next 90 days I will be doing this thing
All going according to plan
And then I will be unable to lift or drive for a couple of weeks
Which will require me to need some slaves...yipee
I do get to keep my ovaries
I wont get to have half a month every month bleeding like a stuck pig anymore!
I wont be able to produce any late in life offspring dammit...heeeeeee
Im sure there are more things I need to know
but that will do for a start