Tuesday, December 05, 2006

did you know....



  • that fake do it yourself nails are much cheaper than getting 'nailed'?

  • and that they come up pretty good, schmick model type hand things happening, lovely

  • but pop off when you do real things like take clothes out of the washing machine

  • and melt when you put them near fire or stains for drums

  • and paint soaks right into them and doesnt come out

  • and keyboards eat them

  • and they poke you in the eye whilst sleeping

This is all very interesting and for one day, at least, I am going to have long nails.


Tommorrow I shall bite them off for sure and it will serve them bloody right.

5 comments:

Kristy-Lee said...

Poor nails. They didnt stand a chance....

Raihn said...

poor nails- poor shell bell

rainbowspirit said...

that will teach 'em!!

Kaia said...

Just don't lose one in the Roast Pork you are cooking for guests like Beloved did once... we wondered what the horrible smell was..LOLOLOL

Jewell said...

oh what lovely nails you have Mary of the many layby's.....watch they can be weapons if used correctly...take it from one who knows
Jx