Questions on my mind today

1. Why am I so tired today?
2. Whats with all the amazing ideas dropping into my head the past few days (probably something to do with Q1)?
3. Why teenagers think you can't hear them swearing at the top of their voices in the next room?
4. Why teenagers NEED magazines that cost $12?
5. Why these same people's waists are actually hips and pants need to be 4 inches too long so they can be dragged around on the ground and develop huge holes that rip and tear their way up the entire leg of the pants and therefore necessitate the purchase of a new pair every 6 weeks in time for the very important dance/movie/whatever that is on TONIGHT???????
6. Are bum cracks fashion accessories??
7. Why is my shampoo the only decent one in the house?
8. Why am I screaming at the alien child while I'm typing this just because he wants to cut off the internet for only 5 seconds while I'm using it?
9. Who used my razor and left microscopic hairs all over the bath? Again? Was that you Lisa????
10. Why am I the only person in this house who knows how to clean a toilet/cook anything that isn't cookies and curry/straighten a rug and fill up the jug?
11. Why is art history important?
12. Why I used to laugh at my mother and grandmother for needing a super dooper magnifying mirror with spotlights to pluck their eyebrows when I am sporting a rug on my forehead and I can't see anything there unless I'm standing on my left leg with my right leg curled around the light-fitting with all the fluro and halogen lights on and the curtains open whilst juggling a tiny pair of tweezers, a floor to ceiling mirrored wardrobe door and a lawn mower, with my head outside the actual window at precisely noon when the sun is at the highest point in the sky?
13. Who put that black hair in my mustache? Oops, I meant soft fine downy fair upper lip hair......
14. Why wont this #@%&@@ blog machine let me put a picture on it...aaaarrrrgggghhhh....
15. Why is my period due today.............................