- Feather dusters aren't much good for anything (might be good for fluffy bunnies?)
- Cats actually like the taste of stinky fish bowl water, paint water and cockroaches. On the cat planet these are considered delicacies...
- Dogs dig holes because they can
- Teething dogs eat anything! Including palm trees, wood piles, ceramic pots and garden furniture
- Children never like today what they ate last week, with relish and great gusto, but don't tell you this until after you have just cooked a huge amount of it for them
- Organic chicken breast can't be worth $32.99 a kilo. That's half a bottle of Gojigoodjuice!
- Cats don't like cat food because it sucks
- Meatloaf smells like cat food
- Cats would rather starve and chase you around the house batting at your feet in great disgust than eat cat food
- Kit e Cat is okay, whiskas is not
- Uncle Toby has a lot to answer for and owes me about $12,000
- Short children CAN so put grubby footprints up a bathroom wall, its why they do it that I'm not too sure about
- Toilets do not clean themselves. Ever. Even when ordered to and ignored in contempt and disgust.
- Toilets cannot be manipulated
- Neither can kitty litter
- Dust is elusive. Just when you think you got it all.....
- Cockroaches thrive on Baygon. Humans do not
- I am still an addict because 1000 Goji juices are never enough
- You can never have enough crystals
- 14 year olds like laying in dark rooms looking at walls
- A partial explanation for parents can be found in the dictionary under 'quandary'
- Ditto for teenagers
- Men really are from Mars ( except for my darlin', he's from Orion)
- I like who I am
- The world is a strange place
- It's much easier to express yourself with your hands than it is with your mouth
Wednesday, August 30, 2006
I've come to the conclusion that...
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3 comments:
that cat seems to have control of your house !
I can so relate!
Jacqui xXx
Oh my god 'chell - you crack me up!!! I can relate to 90% of that. Cats and Kids...... hmmmmmm what can i say. Luv Jen
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