Interesting things that happen when your kids are all in highschool

• Head lice stop coming home with your kids (a fact that I and my wallet and all of my spare time are truelly grateful for)
• Mothers can stop hiding their hairbrushes in hard to reach places in fear of catching the above
• Money goes much less further than it did a short while ago
• Kmart stops being the in place to shop (bugger)
• The youngest slowly stops being treated like the plague by siblings
• The oldest starts to be embarrassed about crappy test results in subjects that the younger siblings have beaten him in
• Swear words become cool instead of naughty
• No one is fooled into thinking carrot sticks are better than LCM's
• Pizza is suddenly better than Macca's
• Hair grows and is removed in secret rituals involving using all of mums new razors and leaving old ones in the packet
• Mothers start hiding razors in secret hard to reach places that hairbrushes used to be in
• Hair grows in the bathtub and needs secret ritual involving lawn mowers and weed killer to remove it
• Hair also grows in plug holes and hard to reach corners
• High 5 turns into Death Meets Sally in a Doorway and Cuts Her 3@#*#^ Head Off
• I love you mummy is now pronounced "don't you know anything" (with a silent stupid)
• Bodies distort
• Pimples grow, very large and painful looking
• Young girls wop history then hate their mothers for punishing them