I've come to the conclusion that...

• Feather dusters aren't much good for anything (might be good for fluffy bunnies?)
• Cats actually like the taste of stinky fish bowl water, paint water and cockroaches. On the cat planet these are considered delicacies...
• Dogs dig holes because they can
• Teething dogs eat anything! Including palm trees, wood piles, ceramic pots and garden furniture
• Children never like today what they ate last week, with relish and great gusto, but don't tell you this until after you have just cooked a huge amount of it for them
• Organic chicken breast can't be worth $32.99 a kilo. That's half a bottle of Gojigoodjuice!
• Cats don't like cat food because it sucks
• Meatloaf smells like cat food
• Cats would rather starve and chase you around the house batting at your feet in great disgust than eat cat food
• Kit e Cat is okay, whiskas is not
• Uncle Toby has a lot to answer for and owes me about $12,000
• Short children CAN so put grubby footprints up a bathroom wall, its why they do it that I'm not too sure about
• Toilets do not clean themselves. Ever. Even when ordered to and ignored in contempt and disgust.
• Toilets cannot be manipulated
• Neither can kitty litter
• Dust is elusive. Just when you think you got it all.....
• Cockroaches thrive on Baygon. Humans do not
• I am still an addict because 1000 Goji juices are never enough
• You can never have enough crystals
• 14 year olds like laying in dark rooms looking at walls
• A partial explanation for parents can be found in the dictionary under 'quandary'
• Ditto for teenagers
• Men really are from Mars ( except for my darlin', he's from Orion)
• I like who I am
• The world is a strange place
• It's much easier to express yourself with your hands than it is with your mouth