10 things I should have done differently
- buying teenage son black bed sheets......
- eating the pork chop after the fruit salad
- eating the M&M's after eating the pork chop after eating the fruit salad
- gone shopping with an empty stomach again
- gone shopping for 12 turning 13 year olds birthday BEFORE she came home and gave me attitude
- got up at 5.30pm after going to bed at 1.30am
- gone to bed at 1.30pm
- shaved legs before checking state of razor and then kept shaving anyway after skin began to scrape off
- tried to wear skinny jeans in a fat month
- asked that hypochondriac friend of mine how she was...
4 comments:
pft - what 12 turning 13 year old doesnt give ATTITUDE!!!
Can hear Cher singing "...if I could turn back time..."
wit until shes fifteen..........
the black sheets teenage boy thing gives me creepy vibes.........
pork in what ever order is no cool.........m&m's are..........
fat month, fat year......welcome to my life.........love you
Well that proves that I'm not a witch or celestial type; I don't like m&m's....mmmmmmmmm lurve swiss chocolate; ........at least there is a tome when you can wear skinny jeans....hypochondriac friend.....I don't remember you asking me; OH NO maybe it's Alzheimers'........that'll teach you to remove what grows there for a reason......;) C xoxo
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