Saturday, April 18, 2009

YAAAWWWWNNNNN

I am boring

Been awake since 2am

Am drooping fast

The dog ate my curtains again, this time it is irrepairable

The K child left him in the house when she went out

I am going to kill the dog

I will be in jail tomorrow because of killing the dog

I hope the judge is female

She will understand

Am trying to stay awake till a decent hour

To avoid waking at 2 am again

Argh

14 comments:

deborah d. lattimore said...

i absolutely ADORE your artwork. stunning, absolutely stunning.

Sarah Lulu said...

Oh no sorry about the curtains ..at least you well get more light?

Wishing you sweet dreams and restful hours tonight....

Butler and Bagman said...

I'm sending Bagman to tuck you in and Butler to sew you a new set of curtains.

Audrey said...

Mmmm..the judge thing...I think that you have a case! I see no jail time in your future. Rather, I see "sainthood!" People for years will talk about how "that woman was a SAINT! For years, her dog drove her crazy and she put up with it. It wasn't until the deadbeat renters drove her bonkers that she murdered the dog!"

I don't know what just happened inside my head - I'm going with temporary insanity! Hope you get some rest.
ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ.....

xoxoxo

Evil Twin's Wife said...

Sorry to hear about the curtains! I think doggie might need a crate or something when he's home alone...

Snowbrush said...

"I will be in jail tomorrow because of killing the dog."

Oh, hell, MIchelle (kind of rhymes), I kill dogs all the time, and I never go to jail. The trick is to make it look like suicide. Here's what you do. Tie the curtain cord around the dogs neck, suspend him a yard above the floor, and leave his paw print on a piece of paper. People will think it's a suicide note. Works every time.

Vevay Anderson said...

Does your dog really eat all this stuff? Doesn't he get sick?

Michelle said...

He didnt actually eat the curtains...just shredded them with his teeth. I think he must jump up and swing off them or something shredding on his way down

As for the other stuff, dogs can chew the shit out of stuff without actually swallowing it, but he does eat some of it. I know, I see what comes out the other end!

Lisa said...

but such an adorable puppy shell-bell xx

Renee said...

That bad dog.

All kinds of deserts aren't there Michelle.

And to us the dog isn't even one of them.

Love Renee xoxox

Chrisy said...

If ur reading this from jail send address and will mail cake with hacksaw...that snowbrush is a funny man!

Daria said...

Everyone's more concerned about the dog than about you ... that just ain't right.

Self-Proclaimed Mistress of Nothing said...

Oh, I can COMPLETELY understand your frustration with the dog and I feel a great sense of empathy for you. My ex-husband (who has lived in my home for over a year) has a dog. I will have to write a blog about this because it's way too much information to cover here. =)

Get some wonderful sleep. Tomorrow, see if you can trade the dog in for a cat. >^..^<

nollyposh said...

Lol! X:-)