Been awake since 2am
Am drooping fast
The dog ate my curtains again, this time it is irrepairable
The K child left him in the house when she went out
I am going to kill the dog
I will be in jail tomorrow because of killing the dog
I hope the judge is female
She will understand
Am trying to stay awake till a decent hour
To avoid waking at 2 am again
Argh
14 comments:
i absolutely ADORE your artwork. stunning, absolutely stunning.
Oh no sorry about the curtains ..at least you well get more light?
Wishing you sweet dreams and restful hours tonight....
I'm sending Bagman to tuck you in and Butler to sew you a new set of curtains.
Mmmm..the judge thing...I think that you have a case! I see no jail time in your future. Rather, I see "sainthood!" People for years will talk about how "that woman was a SAINT! For years, her dog drove her crazy and she put up with it. It wasn't until the deadbeat renters drove her bonkers that she murdered the dog!"
I don't know what just happened inside my head - I'm going with temporary insanity! Hope you get some rest.
ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ.....
xoxoxo
Sorry to hear about the curtains! I think doggie might need a crate or something when he's home alone...
"I will be in jail tomorrow because of killing the dog."
Oh, hell, MIchelle (kind of rhymes), I kill dogs all the time, and I never go to jail. The trick is to make it look like suicide. Here's what you do. Tie the curtain cord around the dogs neck, suspend him a yard above the floor, and leave his paw print on a piece of paper. People will think it's a suicide note. Works every time.
Does your dog really eat all this stuff? Doesn't he get sick?
He didnt actually eat the curtains...just shredded them with his teeth. I think he must jump up and swing off them or something shredding on his way down
As for the other stuff, dogs can chew the shit out of stuff without actually swallowing it, but he does eat some of it. I know, I see what comes out the other end!
but such an adorable puppy shell-bell xx
That bad dog.
All kinds of deserts aren't there Michelle.
And to us the dog isn't even one of them.
Love Renee xoxox
If ur reading this from jail send address and will mail cake with hacksaw...that snowbrush is a funny man!
Everyone's more concerned about the dog than about you ... that just ain't right.
Oh, I can COMPLETELY understand your frustration with the dog and I feel a great sense of empathy for you. My ex-husband (who has lived in my home for over a year) has a dog. I will have to write a blog about this because it's way too much information to cover here. =)
Get some wonderful sleep. Tomorrow, see if you can trade the dog in for a cat. >^..^<
Lol! X:-)
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