Tuesday, October 17, 2006

interesting facts



  • Cat hair will always gravitate towards black pants.......especially when the cat sleeps on them after pulling them off the hanger where you put them when you IRONED them in order to be a professional looking calander STAFF

  • A $90 JaquiE little white blouse doesn't iron any better than a K-Mart $15 job

  • You can never find a white bra when you need one

  • Black bra's under little white blouses don't look professionally STAFFish

  • When your bum gets bigger your pants get shorter

  • One must always leave one hour early for C.C jobs so that one can buy a uniform that fits first

  • One must be grateful that today is not yesterday and no one had a party last night and that pants getting shorter is a good excuse for therapy of the retail variety.........

7 comments:

Elizabeth said...

you have a great bum & I am not a lesbian.
you will look great regardless- be nice & remember the plews

Anchell said...

PLU's

rainbowspirit said...

I LOVE that picture and think it might like to live on my computer. And in my experience it is a waste of time ironing ANYTHING!!!
But retail therapy is highly recommended at any time.
Bra's are overrated.

Cyndy said...

PLU'S? (nasal and whiny)Please explain?;)

Cyndy said...

Hate bra's, but I have to wear one to work..Your pants aren't too short; they're seven-eighth's...and believe it or not, I really don't iron anything unless I really have to. I'm so anal about this, that, when I buy clothes, especially for the kids, that I crush them in my hand to see what happens...IHATEIRONING!!!!!

Anchell said...

Me too! I only do it when I want to impress new bosses, in a few weeks I will be crushed...
A PLU is a barcode number that identifies items of stock of course!

Cyndy said...

DUH! of course; I knew that......