Sunday, October 15, 2006

things you should know about puppies...


Puppies are very cute when they are born and cannot walk or bark or even move much.

They are still cute when they are a bit bigger and fall over a lot.

When they are several weeks old and are being dragged around under your arm and on a long string being 'trained' they are cute too.
Some people do very strange things with their puppies (see pic) but I wouldn't dare or even want to.

However.....

Puppies grow into huge hulking monsters that eat wood piles and buckets and taps and garden furniture and fences and palm trees and dig giant 10 metre holes that go nowhere and then sleep in them and they eat clotheslines and lots of pegs and sometimes dog food. They have fleas and poo everywhere and wee on everything and want to attack all other dogs and try to get through metal fences to do this. They have eyes that beg for food and use them alot and then after they get said food and eat it they pretend it never happened and turn on begging eyes again. They pee on people at the beach so Kristyupduff says and their breath is not always a nice experience.

They also like to be patted on the head and told they are a good dog at regular intervals which is just RIDICULOUS!

6 comments:

Kathleen said...

They are not afraid to eat anything at least once : )

rainbowspirit said...

I agree!!!

Elizabeth said...

i must have that little suit for William True...........

Cyndy said...

You really don't want him to breed, do you, Elizabeth..no self-respecting classy, French number will ever be seen with him if you dress our William up like that.....
I love DOGS!!!!<3 <3 <3

Anchell said...

I love dogs too....Im just sick of my yard looking like chernobyl

Cyndy said...

I don't have a dog, and the yard still looks like Chernobyl (or what I think Chernobyl might look like, anyway) ;)xoxo