Friday, October 27, 2006

note to self



  • Never buy crappy biscuits from servo next door to serve up to poor rylahs who are used to much better maryfare at Rose Cottage!!!! They will surely be all cracked and crummy and at least a hundred years old and cost you 5 bucks!

  • Cats who get their bits cut out don't like you very much afterwards and try to live in small boxes and never come out for at least 36 hours and then they come out and stalk flies so you know they are okay.

  • However, then you don't know where the flies are coming from and search and search and find ripped and clawed window screen with holes in and take cats back to vets to have claws ripped out by roots and .......

  • Children will eventually eat that can of spagetti thats been in the cupboard for 10 years if you dont buy any food for a few days because you are too busy

  • If you go to art school and tell them you have finished your dusty sculpture which is a LIE then they will know this and ask to see it and also give you very long steel rods to cut up with a pair of nail scissors and then make you weld it into a human shape with a bic lighter and a packet of chewy!

  • Therefore you will get resentful and make a poor depressed angel type being with droopy wings that is very long and skinny and quite strange...

  • Its a fact

  • Trust me........

  • I know these things!




8 comments:

Rylah said...

Sounds like they're as insane at TAFE as we are at Rose Cottage!
:)

Anchell said...

Almost

Elizabeth said...

mmmmmmmm. sounds like an interesting day my love- i think it is pretty normal for the pussy to p***ed of a bit & being butchered even if it is for her own good.......before xmas, sir will goes under the knife....aaaahhhh- never buy anything from servo's dangerous & expensive..........

Kathleen said...

Naughty Art Teachers making you expand your boundaries like that! Expecting the best from you because they can see into your soul...

Anchell said...

Bastards!!!
Not you guys, the naughty ones who teach

Cyndy said...

In my best Mrs Slocombe voice; "My lovely pussy disappeared for weeks after we had his boy bits removed".....
Do you think that if you ate the chewy, you would have a valid excuse..or you could say that you ate the chewy so that you could really stretch yourself..and the truth.. <3

Anchell said...

Hmmmmm, I can SEE your cheeky face saying that...

Cyndy said...

Damn, now I can't pretend...;)