perplexing but true..

• My children are running around the house behaving like nuts. They have discovered a site called 'the tourettes guy'......need I say more? Well, it involves a lot of random swearing, much hilarity and loud obnoxiousness. Hmmmmm.



• My darlin' is never going to come out of the shed, I will find him one day, wrapped around a raku kiln with a glaze recipe between his teeth, covered in clay dust and resting in peace. I might go and slide some food under the door....and Goji.....



• My eyes are crossed due to peering at very small areas of paper whilst wielding a very, very small one haired paintbrush. This is not a good look I assure you. Neither is the streak of blue paint running up one side of my mouth and down my pants leg....



• I have eaten 12 different colours today......this can't be a good thing



• I am now painting a Mary for the Catholic Scientist Virgin......I don't think she is expecting a blue mary......or a gold and silver angel and a crescent moon.



• My darlin' wants me to do him a painting, trouble with that is he also wants to tell me how to paint it, what doesn't look right and should perhaps paint it himself. He's only been waiting for 4 years for this........ and that is why!



• (just kidding oh lovely one)



• Its very quiet in blogland......people must have lives out there



• I need to get out of the house



• I wish I was rich



• I wonder if anyone will ever want to buy anything I paint?



• I wish they'd do it soooonnnnnn



• If only two people want to do my workshop it wont be happening



• Im hungry again. That could be because paint isn't actually very filling!



• or nutricious



• or even tasty



• Yes, I am bored and okay, I will stop now