stuff

• washing your hair is a great way to remove ink from under fingernails. A real time saver but not recommended for public places
• typing with wet nails is not particularily a time saver
• neither is cleaning the toilet with the cat
• cooking a vege burger in a pan full of dead cow defeats the purpose entirely
• water is very good for you but sometimes more expensive than coffee
• coffee is not a luxury
• inviting someone for coffee when there are no biscuits in the house is rude (sorry jac)
• marys are wonderful but need to be driven and therefore frustrating when you can see them from the bus stop
• $700 electricity bills blow budgets out the door
• children do not want working lights for xmas presents....I know, I asked em
• fridges are very like toilets in that they do not ever clean themselves out of anything but junk food
• hairy things in the fridge are not a good look
• especially if they are green
• when you are a STAFF and a customer jumps out from behind a rack of calenders and yells at you, you can be pretty sure it is a mary
• and when a red headed customer you have never before seen in your life approaches you and asks where the 'Hairy Arse Crack' calenders are kept you can be damned sure it is a mary!
• art students find it hard to clean up just so they can make more mess
• if you go to charlestown square you are certain to bump into a mary somewhere....it is a proven fact
• ....sometimes lots of marys, who werent even real people until yesterday and now they have faces
• so wear your best frock and lippy in case you get caught out by marys
• I like being a mary
• I bet darlin' wishes he was a mary sometimes
• fluff behind bathroom doors is just a part of life....... I only notice it when it turns into a doona
• Bushells drinkers are FAKE coffee drinkers and don't deserve a headache if they stop
• workshops are nerve wracking
• assessments at art schools should be accumilative and not all in one week
• sometimes life is a pain in the hairy arse crack but it is still GOOD
• I am still the best marySTAFF and noone can change my mind...I am a calender COP and quite willing to punch out Michael Hill ladies on loud speakers that don't shut up all day long and drive maryBOSS insane and make her dribble sometimes